Private Capital · Invite-Only

Real money.
Real deals.
No cold pitches.

A small, active circle of private capital that moves on off-market deals — real estate, small business acquisitions, and select operator-led raises. If you have the deal, we can move fast. If you have the capital, we vet what reaches you.

Apply for Funding →
Investment Thesis

We write checks where diligence is fast and the story is simple.

01 — Real Estate
Cash-flowing, off-market

Small multifamily and mixed-use in secondary markets. Sellers who want a clean, fast close over the highest possible bid.

02 — Acquisitions
Boring, profitable businesses

Owner-operated companies with real EBITDA and a retiring founder. No turnarounds, no story stocks.

03 — Operator Raises
Founder-led, revenue-first

Small raises for operators who already have paying customers and want capital that doesn't need hand-holding.

72 hrs
Typical time to a yes/no
$50K–$2M
Check size range
1 call
Before we ask for docs

Request access.

Tell us which side of the table you're on — bringing a deal, or bringing capital — and we'll follow up directly. This is a relationship network, not a marketplace: everyone gets a real reply. Bringing a deal and need capital now? Apply for funding →

Tell Us About You

Chad Has Money is a private, relationship-based deal-flow network. This page is informational only — nothing here is an offer to sell securities, and no funds are collected or processed through this site. All access requests are reviewed and followed up individually.